Newly Corporate

Hello fellow NewlyCorporaters,

After enjoying several beers at Het Elfde Gebod I came up with a peachy new idea for NewlyCorporate. I’d like to think the idea came from myself but the La Trappe Quadrupel (or La Trappe On Tappe as I call it, 10% ABV!) might have something to do with it. Regardless, in my haze I decided something must be done with my lack of posting on NC. You see, posting on a blog takes a little bit of work. Poor grammar and sentence construction doesn’t come easy, ya know?

I blame my inaction on being tired after my hour and fifteen minute commute but blogging should really come naturally to me. You see, I’m a bit of a talker in person (I’m also kind of a jackass too, but I think I can convey that through the Greek alphabet quite well..). One of my favorite past times is giving unsolicited advice to people who are probably better off not taking it. As an experienced mooch in life, I decided that it’s time to give back, and you damn well better take it (whether you like it or not). Call it ‘wis-dumb’ if you will, but I think I can dispense it like Pez for all who line up at the trough.

So… got a question about anything even mildly corporate related? In need of poor relationship advice? Want some help choosing a good beer? Ask and ye shall receive.  I can’t vouch for the quality of the response but I promise I will work all of my [remaining] braincells to give you a pithy response that might or might not contain actual insight.

Hit me up my darling readers. I look forward to your jeers, insults and metric tons of digital spam. Who knows.. maybe I’ll even get a real question!

NCQuestions@googlemail.com

-G$